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ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT: The perfect card for any celebration.KICK ASS: Perfect for someone who did something awesome, is about to do something awesome, or just likes the color pink.________ YOU: Express yourself in multiple choice format. No number 2 pencil required.

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT: The perfect card for any celebration.

KICK ASS: Perfect for someone who did something awesome, is about to do something awesome, or just likes the color pink.

________ YOU: Express yourself in multiple choice format. No number 2 pencil required.

NICE WEINER: Looking good.MILITARY WIVES: Because the desert isn't the only place that's barren.LETS FLOCK: Feeling a little frisky? Let your lovah know...what comes next is up to you.

NICE WEINER: Looking good.

MILITARY WIVES: Because the desert isn't the only place that's barren.

LETS FLOCK: Feeling a little frisky? Let your lovah know...what comes next is up to you.

WANNA SHAG: Let's do it. Doggy Style. (Oh yeah, we said it.)F#@K YOU'RE OLD: They're not getting any younger. Don't insult them by lying about it.ABOUT TIME: For your friend who's been dating since, like, the first season of The Real World.

WANNA SHAG: Let's do it. Doggy Style. (Oh yeah, we said it.)

F#@K YOU'RE OLD: They're not getting any younger. Don't insult them by lying about it.

ABOUT TIME: For your friend who's been dating since, like, the first season of The Real World.

HEARD YOU GOT SCREWED: So your friend's knocked up? Tell her it's all good, it's not like we're in college anymore.HE'S A TOOL: Because breaking up is hard to do. And never, ever, her fault.BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK: For all your kickass girlfriends. It's a badge of honor. Wear it with pride.

HEARD YOU GOT SCREWED: So your friend's knocked up? Tell her it's all good, it's not like we're in college anymore.

HE'S A TOOL: Because breaking up is hard to do. And never, ever, her fault.

BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK: For all your kickass girlfriends. It's a badge of honor. Wear it with pride.

OH SNAP: Sometimes the best reason to send a card is no reason at all.HOLY SHIH TZU: Oh. My. God.ON BOTTOM: For all you lazy lovers. Sometimes the top is just too much work.

OH SNAP: Sometimes the best reason to send a card is no reason at all.

HOLY SHIH TZU: Oh. My. God.

ON BOTTOM: For all you lazy lovers. Sometimes the top is just too much work.

BUMMER: Sometimes, life blows. This card (& vodka) can help.LET'S FRENCH: Because sometimes you just want to make out like you're in high school.COUGAR: Thank Demi for making Cougars fashionable.

BUMMER: Sometimes, life blows. This card (& vodka) can help.

LET'S FRENCH: Because sometimes you just want to make out like you're in high school.

COUGAR: Thank Demi for making Cougars fashionable.

RAD: For all things rad.MILF: Baby's done a body good. So let her know!DON'T JUDGE ME: For your less than finer moments. It's not like I married a Scientologist, shaved my head, or dropped out of rehab and became a lesbian.

RAD: For all things rad.

MILF: Baby's done a body good. So let her know!

DON'T JUDGE ME: For your less than finer moments. It's not like I married a Scientologist, shaved my head, or dropped out of rehab and became a lesbian.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU: A simple and nostalgic birthday greeting. And we know your Aunt Millie probably still sings this to you every year.CONGRATULATIONS: You may be happy for them but it doesn't mean you have to like it.YA HERD?: Heard the news?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU: A simple and nostalgic birthday greeting. And we know your Aunt Millie probably still sings this to you every year.

CONGRATULATIONS: You may be happy for them but it doesn't mean you have to like it.

YA HERD?: Heard the news?

CIAO: Goodbye. Adios. Sayonara. Auf Wiedersehen.YOU'RE GREAT. AND DIM SUM: Chinese Proverb: He who sends this card will win major friend points (in bed).'Tis the Season Box Set

CIAO: Goodbye. Adios. Sayonara. Auf Wiedersehen.

YOU'RE GREAT. AND DIM SUM: Chinese Proverb: He who sends this card will win major friend points (in bed).

'Tis the Season Box Set

I'M JUST SAYIN': Insert gossip, strong opinions, random thoughts, or anything potentially offensive here.GOOD LUCK (DON'T BLOW IT): It's not like you're waiting for them to fail. You're just telling them not to.Happy Birthday Jesus Box Set

I'M JUST SAYIN': Insert gossip, strong opinions, random thoughts, or anything potentially offensive here.

GOOD LUCK (DON'T BLOW IT): It's not like you're waiting for them to fail. You're just telling them not to.

Happy Birthday Jesus Box Set

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