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	________ YOU: Express yourself in multiple choice format. No number 2 pencil required.		ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT: The perfect card for any celebration.		ABOUT TIME: For your friend who's been dating since, like, the first season of The Real World.


	BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK: For all your kickass girlfriends. It's a badge of honor. Wear it with pride.		HE'S A TOOL: Because breaking up is hard to do. And never, ever, her fault.		OH SNAP: Sometimes the best reason to send a card is no reason at all.


	NICE WEINER: Looking good.		HOLY SHIH TZU: Oh. My. God.		KICK ASS: Perfect for someone who did something awesome, is about to do something awesome, or just likes the color pink.


	ON BOTTOM: For all you lazy lovers. Sometimes the top is just too much work.		MILITARY WIVES: Because the desert isn't the only place that's barren.		RAD: For all things rad.


	YOU'RE GREAT. AND DIM SUM: Chinese Proverb: He who sends this card will win major friend points (in bed).		COUGAR: Thank Demi for making Cougars fashionable.		DON'T JUDGE ME: For your less than finer moments. It's not like I married a Scientologist, shaved my head, or dropped out of rehab and became a lesbian.


	I'M JUST SAYIN': Insert gossip, strong opinions, random thoughts, or anything potentially offensive here.		YA HERD?: Heard the news?		HOW YA BEN?: Catch up with your mates before they send out the bloody search party...