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________ YOU: Express yourself in multiple choice format. No number 2 pencil required.	LETS FLOCK: Feeling a little frisky? Let your lovah know...what comes next is up to you.	HEARD YOU GOT SCREWED: So your friend's knocked up? Tell her it's all good, it's not like we're in college anymore.


ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT: The perfect card for any celebration.	ABOUT TIME: For your friend who's been dating since, like, the first season of The Real World.	F#@K YOU'RE OLD: They're not getting any younger. Don't insult them by lying about it.


BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK: For all your kickass girlfriends. It's a badge of honor. Wear it with pride.	HE'S A TOOL: Because breaking up is hard to do. And never, ever, her fault.	OH SNAP: Sometimes the best reason to send a card is no reason at all.


NICE WEINER: Looking good.	HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU: A simple and nostalgic birthday greeting. And we know your Aunt Millie probably still sings this to you every year.	HOLY SHIH TZU: Oh. My. God.


KICK ASS: Perfect for someone who did something awesome, is about to do something awesome, or just likes the color pink.	ON BOTTOM: For all you lazy lovers. Sometimes the top is just too much work.	MILITARY WIVES: Because the desert isn't the only place that's barren.


LET'S FRENCH: Because sometimes you just want to make out like you're in high school.	RAD: For all things rad.	MILF: Baby's done a body good. So let her know!


BUMMER: Sometimes, life blows. This card (& vodka) can help.	YOU'RE GREAT. AND DIM SUM: Chinese Proverb: He who sends this card will win major friend points (in bed).	CONGRATULATIONS: You may be happy for them but it doesn't mean you have to like it.


COUGAR: Thank Demi for making Cougars fashionable.	DON'T JUDGE ME: For your less than finer moments. It's not like I married a Scientologist, shaved my head, or dropped out of rehab and became a lesbian.	I'M JUST SAYIN': Insert gossip, strong opinions, random thoughts, or anything potentially offensive here.


YA HERD?: Heard the news?	GOOD LUCK (DON'T BLOW IT): It's not like you're waiting for them to fail. You're just telling them not to.	HOW YA BEN?: Catch up with your mates before they send out the bloody search party...


CIAO: Goodbye. Adios. Sayonara. Auf Wiedersehen.	THX: When you want to say THX in a slightly more personal way than sending a TXT. Or an e-card.	WANNA SHAG: Let's do it. Doggy Style. (Oh yeah, we said it.)


HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS: Is MasterCard your messiah?	'TIS THE SEASON: Caroling, gift-giving, crackling fires, cookie exchanges and alcohol. The holidays are fun.